Moe Tucker Update.

A new interview with Maureen Tucker from the St Louis Riverfront Times.

As suspected, her current views are pretty much a dictionary definition of ‘cranky’, but far distant enough from dumbhead conservatism for us to let this one lie, I hope. If nothing else, hearing her let rip with a kinda scattergun attack on the entire world is pretty entertaining;

“To be honest, I never paid attention to what the hell was going on. My always voting Democrat was the result of that. My philosophy was and is all politicians are liars, bums and cheats. I make decisions on an issue by issue basis. I'm far more of an independent than a conservative or liberal. I don't agree with all of either side, and I think anyone who claims to is either a fool or a damn liar.”

I’ll go that far with ya Moe, and let’s agree to disagree on the Donkey Museum.

Labels: Maureen Tucker, politics, weirdness

Moe Tucker Bummer.

Well this was a pretty dispiriting thing to wake up to on a Monday morning.

Apparently, sixty six year old Georgia resident Maureen Tucker thinks taxes are too high, and is ‘furious’ that America is drifting toward socialism.

I don’t usually feel the need to make a fuss about this musician or that getting old and cranky, but this is a stone drag for me, given that Maureen Tucker is one of my all-time, list-topping musical heroes, and particularly in view of all those great, righteous songs she sang on her solo records about how much she resented having to work at Walmart to feed her family, and getting screwed over by bosses and corporate double-talk.

I guess her legitimate frustrations with the sorry lot handed to the working class in America must have found some slightly different outlets in the fifteen years or so since she made those records.

It’s a bit like if Jonathan Richman shaved his head and started punching people, or if Fred Cole signed to Vice, or…. hang on, scratch that last one. : (

Quoth this guy in the comments on the Guardian piece on this;

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Yes, this is indeed "The" Mo Tucker from the Velvet Underground. […] I am a huge VU fan, and sadly, it is her in this video. I am actually the person who posted it on Youtube. […] I still love Moe for her contributions to music, her kindness to a fan on 2 separate occasions, and I can only hope that she, like so many others, are being misled into voting against their own interests. Love you Moe; don't be fooled.

Indeed.

It’s funny isn’t it, how so many right-thinking people’s worldviews seem to go completely haywire when they hit sixty-ish..? It always seems ridiculously patronising to going around telling people over twice your age what they should be thinking (maybe they know something we don’t, for chrissake), but c’mon Moe – forty years as one of the coolest people on earth and suddenly you’re hanging out with these swine? Pull yourself together.

Will try to post something a bit more cheery for tomorrow.

Labels: bad news, impotent rage, Maureen Tucker, politics

SAINT MOE’S DAY

Maureen Tucker’s “Life In Exile After Abdication” (released on the 50 Skidillion Watts label in 1989) is totally, like, the greatest lost classic album that has crossed my path so far this year.

Maureen’s first solo album, 1980’s “Playin’ Possum”, was a brilliant bit of off-kilter, homemade rock n’ roll, but “Life In Exile..” is a more professionally recorded affair featuring Moe’s vocals, drums and punk-primitive guitar backed up by various big indie scenester names, and it is simply fucking brilliant.

Sadly (tho predictably) it is out of print at the moment, but go and do whatever you must in order to obtain a copy, and then you too can punch the air in joy as Moe teams up with Sonic Youth in their skronkin’ late-80s prime to blast through a bunch of totally righteous, punk songs about the frustrations of being forced to work minimum wage supermarket jobs to feed her family, and then clap and sing along as she goes it alone to knock out the finest renditions of “Goodnight Irene” and “Bo Diddley” heard in recent decades. Fantastic!

It has long been my belief that when Lou Reed announced he was leaving The Velvet Underground in 1970, Mo Tucker and Sterling Morrison made a supernatural pact of some kind, and stole Lou’s creative lifeforce, trapping it in a crystal (or something) to ensure that it's power was used for good rather than evil, leaving their erstwhile leader to stumble through his solo career in an eerie, zombie half-light, living off the pale, negative reflections of his genius that remained. (Doug Yule was pissed that they left him out of the deal, which is why he insisted on spending the next few years running the band’s name into the ground.)

Given Sterling’s decision to quit music entirely after the Velvets (perhaps to spend his remaining years simply contemplating his portion of the Lou Lifeforce Crystal, dreaming of a perfect, eternal ‘What Goes On’ rhythm guitar strum, spreading like a heartbeat across the universe), that by my calculations makes Moe the true guardian of the spirit of the VU, and on "Life In Exile.." she ably proves her worth in this capacity, no more so than when she takes on ‘Pale Blue Eyes’.

Now, whilst I would gladly hold a copy of the Velvet Underground’s third album in front of my heart to shield me from bullets, I’m afraid I’ve got to break from VU orthodoxy and state plainly that Maureen’s 1989 take on Pale Blue Eyes is so, so perfect that it makes the original version sound like a vague, unsatisfactory demo by comparison. Moe’s singing always conveys a pure honesty of soul that cannot be faked, and her delivery here instantly redeems this most beautiful of songs from the lurking shadow of Lou Reed ambiguous-gobbletigook cynicism, imbuing it instead with an unshakeable pathos and self-belief that goes to the heart of everything that was great about the Velvets, is great about Maureen Tucker, is great about music.

It’s like she took her portion of the crystal out of the little pot above the fireplace, took it with her to the studio, and just let it shine. Towards the end of this track, as the song takes on a mantra-like quality, with Moe beating down on the tom-tom drums and Thurston or somebody playing epic lead guitar as the vocal coda lingers on above, echoing endlessly... honestly, I have never heard anything so wonderful in all my life.

So there you go; take it or leave it.

Today is St. Valentine’s Day of course, and you may recall that I posted a version of ‘Pale Blue Eyes’ on Valentine’s Day last year. I was a bit down in the dumps then, and I’m not really anymore, but pure coincidence has nonetheless led me to start contemplating the same song exactly a year later, so hey, why don’t we try to make a tradition of it?

Send me your own suggestions for great variations on Pale Blue Eyes via the usual address - or record your own? - in time for next year, and the winner gets a candlelit dinner for two.

Mp3 > Maureen Tucker – Pale Blue Eyes

Labels: Maureen Tucker, The Velvet Underground, Valentine's Day